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Full RomancesEdit

IanEdit

BradEdit

PhilEdit

#1
I'm gay. (Proceed to #2)
I'm gay. High five! (Proceed to #2)
Uh, just a reminder. (Just pick one of the other for the sake of simplicity)
#2
All right. (Starts Alex's route, which can later be stopped, but for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
Eh. (Proceed to #3)
#3
Fine, fine! (Starts Alex's route, which can later be stopped, but for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
No. (Proceed to #4)
#4
I bet it's nice... (Proceed to #5)
I wonder what your... (Proceed to #5)
I've got a lot on my mind... (Proceed to #5, recommended)
#5
Borrow his lube. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity)
Ew, are you kidding me? (Proceed to #6)
#6
Whack off. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity)
Sleep like an angel. (Proceed to #7, recommended)
#7
HELLLOOO Professor. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity)
Meh. (Proceed to #8, recommended)
#8
Penny! Enough with the orange photos! (Proceed to #9)
Please, can we beta test another time? (Proceed to #9)
#9
NO. (Proceed to #10)
Okay, okay, OKAY!!! (Proceed to #10, highly recommended)
#10
Sure, no prob. (Starts Ian's route, which can later be stopped, but for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
No. (Proceed to #11)
#11
I'm bidding my time. (Proceed to #12)
I'm planning on telling them. (Proceed to #12, recommended)
#12
Tell them. (Proceed to #13, recommended)
Oh, you know. (Proceed to #13)
#13
Tutor at the Student Learning Center for extra cash. (Proceed to #14)
Get a head start start on term paper. (Proceed to #14)
Watch the Horror Movie... (Proceed to #14)
#14
Beat off... (Proceed to #15)
Study... (Proceed to #15, recommended)
#15
Can you guys handle this? (Proceed to #16)
One of us should go... (Starts Jed's route, which can later be stopped, but for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
#16
God, FINE! (Proceed to #17, necessary for a successful romance)
You know who loves getting up... (Locks you out of Phil's route)
#17
You and Penny are pretty close, huh? (Proceed to #18, recommended)
So I hear D&D was a... (Proceed to #18)
Tell me more about... (Proceed to #18)
Eat breed. (Proceed to #18)
#18
Accept the job. (Starts Brad's route, which can later be stopped, but for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
Tell her no. (Proceed to #19)
#19
All right, all right. (Proceed to #21, recommended)
Are you done with armchair psychologizing? (Proceed to #20)
#20
No thanks. (Proceed to #22)
GAWD, FINE! (Proceed to #21)
#21
A couple laps at the pool sound refreshing. (Proceed to #22)
Work up a sweat on the treadmill. (Proceed to #22)
Exercise? (Proceed to #22)
#22
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #23)
Get some extra studying done. (Proceed to #23)
Accompany Ian and Penny to... (Proceed to #23)
#23
Fine, fine... (Proceed to #24)
I'm not interested... (Proceed to #24)
#24
All right, I'll go... (Proceed to #25)
Sure, it sounds interesting. (Proceed to #25)
No, I've got better stuff... (Ends route)
#25
Like what? (Proceed to #26)
That's idiotic Ian. (Proceed to #26)
#26
Keep the hat on for now. (Proceed to #27, necessary for a successful romance)
Take the hat off. (Proceed to #27)
#27
Badminton. (Proceed to #27, necessary for a successful romance)
Racquetball. (Proceed to #28)
Swimming. (Proceed to #28)
#28
Wealthy as I am... (Proceed to #29)
The emperor is rich... (Proceed to #29, necessary for a successful romance)
Wealth consists not in having... (Proceed to #29)
#29
Fine, fine. (Proceed to #30)
Not gonna happen. (Proceed to #31)
#30
You're here for a purpose... (Proceed to #31)
Maybe see... (Proceed to #31)
Hit the treadmill. (Proceed to #31)
#31
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #32)
Get some extra studying done. (Proceed to #32)
Invite Ian and Penny to the beach... (Proceed to #32)
#32
You know what? (Proceed to #33)
No. (Ends Route)
Sorry. (Ends Route)
#33
Hey, take a deep breath... (Proceed to #34, recommended)
Look on the bright side. (Proceed to #34)
Looks like we got a... (Proceed to #34)
#34
Okay. (Proceed to #35)
I have a better idea. (Proceed to #35)
#35
Violet, Phil's just trying... (Proceed to #36)
C'mon y'all... (Ends Route)
#36
Maybe I just want to help out Penny's uncle. (Proceed to #37)
Maybe I think you're cute. (Proceed to #37, recommended)
It's about freaking time you thanked me. (Ends Route)
#37
You're on. (Proceed to #38)
No thanks,... (Ends Route)
#38
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #39)
Get some studying done. (Proceed to #39)
Invite Ian and Penny to... (Proceed to #39)
#39
Sounds fun, I'll be there. (Proceed to #40)
Sorry, I've got... (Ends Route)
#40
It certainly couldn't hurt, could it? (Proceed to #40)
No, just no. (Proceed to #40, recommended)
#41
Take short, intense breaths... (Proceed to #42, unlocks #43)
Take slow, methodical breaths. (Proceed to #42, recommended)
#42
Lift your head higher than normal. (Proceed to #43)
Lift your head just high enough. (Proceed to #45, recommended, if chosen the second option before unlocks CG#1)
#43
It would serve you right. (Proceed to #44)
SIR, YES SIR. (Proceed to #45)
Oh shut it. (Game Over)
#44
SIR, YES SIR. (Proceed to #45)
Well, duh. (Game Over)
Do you have to yell? (Game Over)
#45
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #46)
Get some studying done. (Proceed to #46)
Since you promised the old lady... (Proceed to #46)
#46
Sure, sounds awesome. (Proceed to #47)
Actually, you could slide... (Ends Route)
No thanks, I'm not feeling it. (Ends Route)
#47
Not at all. (Proceed to #48)
Why don't you shut..? (Game Over)
Let Phil handle this. (Proceed to #48)
#48
Phil, you've got more... (Proceed to #49)
Yeah, shut your... (Game Over)
#49
Kiss him. (Proceed to #50, path to unlock CG#2)
Be sympathetic.(Proceed to #52)
#50
Sure, I'm glad for that. (Proceed to #52)
Offer a blowjob. (Proceed to #51, path to unlock CG#2)
#51
I'm soooo hungry... (Ends Route)
It'll help you blow off some steam. (Proceed to #52, unlocks CG#2, locks you out of the good ending)
Sorry. (Proceed to #52)
#52
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #53)
Get some studying done. (Proceed to #53)
Treat Penny to a dinner... (Proceed to #53)
#53
If that's the only... (Proceed to #54)
I dunno, am I insane? (Proceed to #54)
Well, good luck. (Ends Route)
#54
I agree, you should have your fun. (Proceed to #55)
In all honesty, you seem... (Proceed to #55)
#55
Hell yeah! (Proceed to #56, recommended)
I dunno, man. (Proceed to #56)
#56 - Quiz
You need to win the Quiz to have a successful romance with Phil.To win the Quiz easily, save on the frame you're being asked the question, right before you have to make a choice, and reload if you get the answer wrong. After answering one question right, save on the next, and the next... There are four possible answers to each question so eventually you'll get it right.
#57
But was it hotter than Death Valley on July 10, 1913? (Proceed to #58, unlocks CG#3)
Hahaha. (Ends Route)
#58
Grind your ass against his dick. (Proceed to #59, unlocks GG#5 and GG#6)
Flip him over and wrestle for top. (Proceed to #59, unlocks GG#4)
#59
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #53)
Get some studying done. (Proceed to #53)
Accompany Ian... (Proceed to #53)
#60
I'd love to. (Proceed to #62, recommended)
Can't we do something else, just the two of us? (Proceed to #61)
It's finals week and I'm REALLY... (Ends Route)
#61
Okay, I'll be there. (Proceed to #62)
Sorry, but no. (Ends Route)
#62
You're asking me to hide the fact that Phil and I are going out? (Proceed to #63)
If it helps his father's campaign,... (Proceed to #63)
Only one question, Pat. (Ends Route)
#63
Don't, Phil. (Romance Successful)
Hit Knutson. (Ends Route)
Let Phil handle it. (Ends Route)

JedEdit

AlexEdit

AmosEdit

Bonus DatesEdit

JakeEdit

#1
Go on a date with Jake. (Proceed to #2)
Not interested. (Game Over)
#2
Thanks, you're not so bad yourself. (Proceed to #6)
Blush coyly and avert your eyes. (Proceed to #3)
Shrug like your to cool for school. (Proceed to #4)
#3
Shake your body to get rid of the butterflies. (Proceed to #6)
What, like literally start shaking? (Proceed to #6)
I'll be fine. Heh. (Proceed to #6)
#4
Remain as silent, stoic and alpha as you possibly can. (Proceed to #5)
Oh, um, heh. Thanks. (Proceed to #6)
#5
Look off in the distance while remaining silent and flexing a bit. (Game Over)
Oh, what, yes? (Proceed to #6)
#6
Sounds pretty good, I'm starving. (Proceed to #7)
ME TOO! (Proceed to #9)
That's pretty obvious. (Proceed to #10)
#7
Then I'll just eat until I'm full. (Proceed to #13)
Hmm... What would you suggest? (Proceed to #8)
I doubt. I'm really picky. (Proceed to #13)
#8
More like impossible! (Proceed to #13)
I think I can do it! (Proceed to #13)
Piece of cake! (Proceed to #13)
#9
Heh, thanks. I go to the gym a lot. (Proceed to #13)
I'm lucky to have this metabolism. (Proceed to #13)
Funny, I wish I looked more like you. (Proceed to #13)
#10
I just meant it wouldn't hurt if you lost a few pounds. (Proceed to #11)
I don't see a lot of beefy guys nibbling on salads, is all. (Proceed to #13)
What, like you don't know you're fat? (Proceed to #12)
#11
Kinda TMI, to be honest. (Game Over)
Sorry, I should be more careful about what I say. (Proceed to #13)
Thank you for sharing something so personal with me. (Proceed to #13)
#12
Because I think you're hot. (Proceed to #13)
Because you seem really nice. (Proceed to #13)
I was bored. (Game Over)
Because I thought you were paying for dinner. (Game Over)
#13
There's really no safe part to the elevator. (Proceed to #14)
Well at least we're going up pretty quickly. (Proceed to #14)
#14
Maybe we should jump up and down to free the elevator. (Proceed to #15)
Allow Jake to catch his breath while you try the intercom. (Proceed to #15)
Who does that call though? (Proceed to #15)
#15
And sabotage. (Proceed to #16
True. (Proceed to #16)
So we're good then. (Proceed to #16)
#16
Yeah, that's one of my favourites too! (Proceed to #17)
Not one of my favourites, but still pretty cool. (Proceed to #23)
Ugh, I enjoy more intellectually stimulating games. (Proceed to #23, locks you out sex scene)
#17
The original. (Proceed to #18)
A Link to the Past. (Proceed to #19)
Ocarina of Time. (Proceed to #20)
#18
Why would any one remember that? (Proceed to #22, locks you out of sex scene)
Lone bush near the bottom-right of the map, right? (Proceed to #22)
First or second quest? (Proceed to #22)
#19
Being able to switch between the light and dark worlds. (Proceed to #22)
There were so many items to discover. (Proceed to #22)
Honestly? Harassing cuccos until they swarmed you. (Proceed to #22)
#20
I hated those things! (Proceed to #22)
Note to self: no horror games for Jake. (Proceed to #22)
Hah, chicken. (Proceed to #21)
#21
Hah! Nice. (Proceed to #22)
Um, no. (Proceed to #22, locks you out of sex scene)
#22
Yes! Fight AND pick up loot? (Proceed to #23)
No way. (Proceed to #23, locks you out of sex scene)
I liked the bombs. (Proceed to #23)
#23
Honestly, i have no idea. (Proceed to #26)
I'm just looking to date, nothing serious yet. (Proceed to #26)
I want a boyfriend. (Proceed to #26)
I'm just exploring, figuring out what I like right now. (Proceed to #26)
#24
It's been OK. (Proceed to #26)
It's been pretty rough. (Proceed to #26)
Well... (Proceed to #25)
#25
Tell him everything. (Proceed to #26)
You perv! (Proceed to #26)
I said too much! (Proceed to #26)
#26
Isn't that a fancy term for sleeping around? (Proceed to #27)
I'd say 'sing me up' but I have enough trouble... (Proceed to #27)
Not my thing. (Proceed to #27, locks CG#2 and CG#3)
#27
I don't know. (Proceed to #28)
It sounds like so much... (Proceed to #28)
#28
Polyamory sounds awesome. (Proceed to #29, unlocks Kiss Him option on #29, necessary for sex scene)
Interesting.
I don't think it's for me.
#29
Talk more. (Proceed to #32)
Kiss him. (Proceed to #30, necessary for sex scene)
Jump up and down. (Game Over)
#30
Take it slow and keep kissing him. (Proceed to #31)
Go for broke. (Proceed to #31, necessary for sex scene)
#31
I hope not. (Proceed to #32)
I hope so. (Proceed to 32, unlocks CG#1)
#32
You're totally right. (Only unlocked if made the right choices, Proceed to #34, unlocks CG#3)
Let's have dinner with these guys. (Proceed to #34)
I'd like to finish our date actually, just us two. (Date Successful)
Is this an invitation to an orgy? I'll pass.

(Only unlocked if made the right choices, Proceed to #33, path to unlock CG#2)

#33
I will most definitely do that. (Game Over)
Stay. (Date Successful, Unlocks CG#2)
#34
Leave the buffet. (Date Successful)
Give the staff members apiece of your mind. (Date Successful)


TommyEdit

#1
Go on a date with Tommy. (Proceed to #2)
Not interested.
#2
That sounds very fulfilling.
That would make me really anxious.
#3
There are no perfect systems in the world,... (Proceed to #4, necessary for a successful date)
If you're innocent it's appalling. (Proceed to #4, leads into a Game Over after #8)
Oh well. Shit happens. (Game Over)
#4
Despite the tragedy of what happened to you... (Proceed to #6)
Systems are imperfect because people are imperfect. (Proceed to 5)
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. (Game Over)
#5
But...I...was..just...learning...how...to...love. (Game Over)
Say nothing. (Proceed to #6)
#6
I know how you feel, John Michael Wayne Darryl. (Game Over)
I know how you feel, Darryl John Michael Wayne. (Proceed to #7)
I know how you feel, Michael Darryl Wayne John. (Game Over)
#7
I hate my name too. (Game Over)
I'm an innocent bystander, just like you were. (Proceed to #8)
#8
If you're innocent, Tommy can... (Proceed to #9)
Just let me go. (Game Over)
#9
Let him finish you off with his mouth... (Proceed to #11, Unlocks CG#2)
Switch the action to something else. (Proceed to #10)
#10
I can totally do this. (Proceed to #11, unlocks CG#1)
Erm, yeah... (Proceed to #11, Unlocks CG#2)
#11
Cuddle and sigh. (Date Successful)
It's time for the prosecution to rest! (Date Successful)



FrankEdit

#1
Go on a date with Frank. (Proceed to #2)
Not interested. (Game Over)
#2
Is that an ascot? (Proceed to #3)
You've got something on your neck. (Game Over)
Nice meeting you, too. (Proceed to #3, recommended)
#3
Oh yeah, all the time. (Proceed to #4)
Wow, that's impressive. (Proceed to #5, required for a successful date)
#4
The constant chill on your neck... (Proceed to #5)
You can make unlimited, free snowcones. (Proceed to #5)
#5
Oh, finance? (Proceed to #6, recommended)
Cool. (Proceed to #6)
#6
I'm studying finance, too. (Proceed to #7)
I'm pre-law. (Proceed to #7)
English. (Proceed to #7, required for a successful date)
#7
Well, there's a caviar place nearby... (Proceed to #8
Why don't we just cut over to the beach... (Proceed to #8, required for a successful date)
#8
Blueberry Ballsack (Proceed to #9)
Penis Red Raspberry (Proceed to #9)
Butter My Pecans (Proceed to #9)
That's Not Cum On My Mouth Vanilla (Proceed to #9)
Exploration Chocolate (Proceed to #9)
Seems Like A Good Idea When You're Drunk Butthole (Proceed to #9)
Firs Time Sriracha Swirl (Proceed to #9)
#9
Oh that's nothing. (Proceed to #10)
I actually don't know... (Proceed to #10, required for a successful date)
#10
Just my fish, Slurpy. (Proceed to #11, required for a successful date)
I'm more into collecting exotic animal trophies. (Proceed to #11)
I'm a horse guy. (Proceed to #11)
#11
Obviously, with fancy names like that. (Proceed to #12)
Why not have more fun names? (Proceed to #12)
Champion stock? (Proceed to #12)
#12
All of them. (Game Over)
I'm a big supporter of illiteracy. (Game Over)
Actually, I'm not in a great position... (Proceed to #13, required for a successful date)
Politely excuse yourself from date. (Game Over)
#13
I mean, it's great that you have... (Proceed to #14)
Most people just want to get to know each other. (Proceed to #14)
#14
This kind of changes things. (Game Over)
Well, Frankie, listen. (Proceed to #15)
#15
Really? (Proceed to #16)
Hahaha! (Game Over)
Woah! (Proceed to #16)
#16
Yeah, you're right. (Game Over)
I don't exactly have a whole... (Proceed to #17)
#17
How about right now? (Proceed to #18)
Just take baby steps. (Proceed to #18)
#18
I'll do it, too. (Proceed to #19, Unlocks CG#1)
Yeah, you're right. (Game Over)
#19
Wipe the drooll... (Proceed to #20)
It's... (Proceed to #20)
Paltry, man. (Game Over)
#20
I'm just trying to take mental notes here,... (Proceed to #21)
Can you show me that twirl again? (Proceed to #21)
No, no, no. (Game Over)
#21
Yes, good. (Proceed to #22)
If my penis is any indication... (Proceed to #22)
Eh. (Game Over)
#22
Voila! (Date Successful, Unlocks CG#2)
Okay I was trying to think... (Date Successful, Unlocks CG#2)



LukeEdit

#1
Go on a date with Luke. (Proceed to #2)
Not interested. (Game Over)
#2
Nice accent. (Proceed to #3, recommended)
Your accent… (Proceed to #3)
I literally ran over here. (Proceed to #3)
#3
That’s a great attitude. (Proceed to #4, necessary for a successful date)
I don’t know about. (Proceed to #4)
#4
What? No. Just thinking. (Proceed to #5)
I’m just impressed by your freakin' thighs. (Proceed to #5)
#5
Flirtatiously touch Luke’s tight. (Proceed to #5)
Do nothing.(Proceed to #5, recommended)
#5
Cheer. (Proceed to #6)
Touch Luke flirtatiously. (Game Over)
Do nothing.(Proceed to #6, recommended)
#6
Looks brutal. (Proceed to #15, only leads to Game Overs)

Offer to give a massage. (Proceed to #7, necessary for a successful date)

#7
Cue the waterworks. (Proceed to #15, only leads to Game Overs)
Lean in and kiss him. (Proceed to #8, necessary a successful date)
Roll your eyes. (Proceed to #14, only leads to Game Overs)
Say nothing. (Proceed to #15, only leads to Game Overs)
#8
No thanks… (Game Over)
Sure, why not. (Proceed to #9)
#9
Fucking hell yes! (Proceed to #10)
It was alright. (Proceed to #10)
#10
Seriously? (Game Over)
Well, hmm, I could help you with that. (Proceed to #11)
#11
All right. (Proceed to #12, Unlocks CG)
I’ll have to take a rain check. (Game Over)
#12
Grin and keep up the good work. (Proceed #13, recommended)
Glare in disapproval. (Proceed to #13)
#13
Reassure him it's fine. (Date Successful, recommended)
Yeah, it's just my head, after all. (Date Successful)
#14
Kiss him. (Game Over)
So we can fuck! (Game Over)
I no longer know. (Game Over)
#15
Nod. (Proceed to #16)
What’s a grubber kick? (Proceed to #16)
Yeah, totally. (Proceed to #16)
#16
Go in for the hug, anyway. (Game Over)
Stick to the high five. (Game Over)
Just sit there. (Game Over)



CesarEdit

#1
Sure. (Proceed to #2 )
No thanks. (Game Over)
#2
Will do. (Proceed to #3)
No. (Game Over)
#3
Take some. Just in case. (Proceed to #4, path to unlock CG#2 )
No. Just no. (Proceed to #4, path to unlock CG#1)
#4
Continue down the alleyway. (Proceed to #5)
Go home. (Game Over)
#5
Yes, this is my last semester of college. (Proceed to #6 if Mark didn't took the ranch, if he did go to #9)
I'm keeping my mouth shut until I talk to a lawyer. (Proceed to #6 if Mark didn't took the ranch, if he did go to #9)
#6 - Only if Mark didn't took the ranch
Aren't you gonna frisk my butt too? (Proceed to #7)
Your sting was a completely illegal operation. (Game Over)
Okay! I can prove to you I'm innocent. (Game Over)
Say nothing. (Game Over)
#7
Because you can totally frisk it. (Proceed to #8)
I just want to know what's the proper police procedure. (Game Over)
#8
Well judging by that bulge in your pants... (Date Successful, Unlocks CG#1)
Sorry officer. I'll behave now. (Game Over)
Stay silent. (Game Over)
#9 - Only if Mark took the ranch
I's a bag of ranch dressing mix. (Proceed to #10)
It's cocaine. Obviously. Duh. (Proceed to #10)
#10
Well, believe it. Will you let me go now? (Game Over)
You're such a goddamn rookie, rookie. (Proceed to #11)
#11
Well then, let me go already. (Game Over)
Whatever. You don't seem experienced to me, rookie. (Proceed to #12)
#12
No thanks. Let me go officer. (Game Over)
Oh yeah? Maybe I do...rookie. (Proceed to #13)
#13
Nod, enthusiastically. (Date Successful, Unlocks CG#2)
Frantically shake your head no. (Game Over)



TerrenceEdit

#1
Ok. (Proceed to #2)
No thanks. (Game Over)
#2
I'M HERE FOR THE DICKING! (Proceed to #3)
Hey, it's me. (Proceed to #3, recommended)
#3
I'm so excited! (Proceed to #4)
I'm so hard. (Proceed to #4)
I'm going to get really close to him... (Proceed to #4, recommended)
#4
I can't believe I'm finally meeting you! (Proceed to #5, recommended)
Wow. You look so much older in person. (Proceed to #5)
Burst into tears (Proceed to #5)
#5
Walk normally. (Proceed to #7)
Do a spin,… (Proceed to #7, recommended)
Flip everyone off. (Proceed to #6, only leads into Game Overs)
#6
Run out of the restaurant. (Game Over)
Fuck you. (Game Over)
#7
I saw Funt in the bathroom. (Proceed to #8, highly recommended)
Oh, it’s nothing. (Proceed to #8, unlocks #12)
#8
Ok, I will if you will. (Proceed to #9, highly recommended)
Please god no. (Proceed to #10)
#9
Rock the hell out of it. (Proceed to #10, recommended)
Bow out of this dare gracefully. (Proceed to #10)
#10
That be great. (Proceed to #11)
No, I’m not sneaking around like a criminal. (Game Over)
I’d just like to go home, actually.  (Game Over)
#11
Oh god no. (Unlocks CG#1, Date Successful)
Option B. (Unlocks CG#2,  Date Successful)
#12 - Only available if lied to Terry about Funt.
Snip a lock of his hair. (Proceed to #13)
Fall asleep next to him. (Date Successful)
#13
Deliver the hair to Funt. (Game Over)
Auction the hair yourself online. (Game Over)



DonovanEdit

#1
Text him hello. (Proceed to #3)
Text him HELLO DADDY. (Proceed to #2, only leads into Game Overs)
#2
Give him a piece of your mind. (Game Over)
Screw this. (Game Over)
#3
And you're an idiot. (Game Over)
LOL! (Proceed to #6)
You tried. (Proceed to #4, recommended)
I don't get it. (Proceed to #4)
#4
No, wait! (Proceed to #6)
Look, I think you're pretty hot. (Proceed to #5)
All right, take care. (Game Over)
#5
Sounds fine by me. (Proceed to #6)
That's not what I'm looking for... (Game Over)
#6
Accept. (Proceed to #7)
Decline. (Game Over)
#7
It's supposed to a compliment, I think. (Proceed to #9, recommended)
Well yeah. (Proceed to #8)
#8
Come on, I think it's pretty hot. (Game Over)
Drop the subject. (Proceed to #9)
#9
No worries... (Proceed to #10)
I don't really know... (Proceed to #10)
Obviously the pylons are... (Proceed to #10)
Yeah, I've never been really... (Proceed to #10)
#10
But...I drove all the way out here! (Proceed to #13, only leads into Game Overs)
Could you at least tell me why? (Proceed to #11)
That's too bad. (Game Over)
#11
Like the gym teacher? (Proceed to #13, only leads into Game Overs)
Maybe a little but who cares? (Proceed to #12)
I think you look good. (Proceed to #12)
#12
Keep on dancing. (Game Over)
Follow Don out of the building. (Proceed to #14)
#13
Follow him. (Game Over)
Forget him. (Game Over)
#14
Follow him. (Proceed to #15)
Bail. (Game Over)
#15
Grab the flat, square, wooden board. (Proceed to #16)
Grab the long, rectangular piece of wood. (Proceed to #16, necessary for a successful date)
Grab the round, plastic, white pipe. (Proceed to #16)
Grab the tape measure. (Proceed to #16)
This is NOT what you signed up for. (Game Over)
#16
Aww yeah. (Proceed to #15)
I got a fourteen and a half inch measure of my own. (Proceed to #15)
Sure thing, boss. (Proceed to #15, necessary for a successful date)
I can eyeball that, no problem. (Proceed to #15)
#17
All right, I'm ready. (Proceed to #17, necessary for a successful date)
I don't want to die, Don. (Proceed to #17)
#18
That was cool. (Proceed to #19)
It was interesting. (Proceed to #19, recommended)
I'm the Great God of Wood and Cutting. (Proceed to #19)
#19
In the middle. (Proceed to #21)
To the side. (Proceed to #20, only leads into Game Overs)
At the top. (Proceed to #20, only leads into Game Overs)
At the bottom. (Proceed to #20, only leads into Game Overs)
I have no clue. (Proceed to #20, only leads into Game Overs)
#20
It was kinda more like a shop class... (Game Over)
I'm disappointed but all right. (Game Over)
Age is just a number, Don. (Game Over)
Well, screw you, you old fossil. (Game Over)
#21
It could be important... (Proceed to #22, recommended)
If you've established rules with him,... (Leads into a delayed Game Over)
#22
Grab a drill and have some fun... (Game Over)
Check out that sexy,... (Game Over)
The tape measure looks harmless... (Game Over)
Wait patiently. (Proceed to #23)
#23
That sounds great.(Proceed to #24)
I had a good time... (Game Over)
#24
Yeaaaah, I think I better be heading home. (Game Over)
No, that was perfect. (Date Successful, Unlocks GGs #1 and #2)



Oz & PeteEdit

#1
I'll be ready for whatever comes my way. (Proceed to #2)
Never mind. This sounds like a lot of work for a threesome. (Game Over)
#2
Cuckolding? (Proceed to #3)
Your cooking sucks. (Proceed to #3)
Quickly look up the definition of cuckolding. (Proceed to #3)
#3
Wait for them to return. (Proceed to #4)
Try to meet someone else... (Game Over)
#4
Hang out with Pete at the bar. (Proceed to #5, path to unlock GG#1)
Follow Oz to the restroom. (Proceed to #7, path to unlock CG#2)
#5
It seems like a very disturbing thing to be into. (Proceed to #9, Game Over after that)
I don't fully understand it myself,... (Proceed to #9, can still unlock the CG if picked this)
*raises hand shyly* (Proceed to #6)
I've never tied it. (Proceed to #9, can still unlock the CG if picked this)
Oh, that's actually one of my fantasies. (Proceed to #6)
#6
I'd love to be the bull. (Proceed to #9)
I'd love to be cucked. (Proceed to #9)
If I had a boyfriend,... (Proceed to #9)
#7
I hope everything is ok? (Proceed to #8, necessary for a successful date)
Just do your business (Proceed to #9, Game Over after that)
#8
Is there something I'm doing wrong? (Proceed to #9, necessary for a successful date)
Reassure Oz by kissing him. (Game Over)
#9
Follow Pete to the restroom. (Proceed to #11, only if trying for CG#1)
Follow Oz to the bar. (Proceed to #10, only if trying for CG#2)
#10
Tell Oz an embarrassing fetish of yours. (Proceed to #11, necessary for a successful date)
There's no need to be embarrassed. (Proceed to #11, Game Over after that)
#11
Flirt with Oz. (Proceed to #12)
Flirt with Pete. (Game Over)
#12
Lead the way. (Proceed to # 13 or #14)
No thanks. (Game Over)
#13
Good. (Date Successful, unlocks CG#1)
Your original plan is better. (Game Over)
#14
If you need a volunteer. (Date Successful, unlocks CG#2)
I'm sorry, but that's just not gonna happen. (Game Over)


TheoEdit

#1
Hi. How is it going? (Proceed to #2)
Not only am I attractive,... (Proceed to #2)
There was once a man from Nantucket... (Game Over)
Dear Sir... (Game Over)
#2
Sure, it means hot. (Game Over)
It means charming. (Game Over)
It means knowledgeable. (Proceed to #3)
It's something you do to words... (Game Over)
#3
I'll take it. (Proceed to #5)
Make it a grand,.. (Proceed to #4)
I don't think that will be necessary. (Proceed to #5)
No thanks. (Game Over)
#4
Four hundred sounds good. (Proceed to #5)
Five hundred or nothing because I'll be your hype man. (Proceed to #5)
#5
I don't think that's the way... (Proceed to #6)
Well, yeah. (Game Over)
Game on. (Proceed to #6)
#6
You know, that's pretty harsh. (Proceed to #7, necessary to unlock CG#2)
I don't know if you'd call an act... (Proceed to #7, necessary to unlock CG#3)
#7
I'm getting my PhD in Biotechnology. (Proceed to #8, necessary to unlock CG#2)
I'm a bounty hunter. (Proceed to #8, necessary to unlock CG#3)
#8
It's like any good relationship... (Proceed to #19, necessary to unlock CG#2)
To be completely honest with you,... (Proceed to #16 necessary to unlock CG#3)
I'm not sure I could adequately... (Proceed to #9)
#9
I would never give him up. (Proceed to #9)
He's my everything and then some. (Proceed to #17)
#10
I would never let him down. (Proceed to #11)
Yes it is. (Delayed Gem Over)
#11
I would never run around, or desert him. (Proceed to #12)
Maybe Keith doesn't love you that much. (Delayed Game Over)
#12
I would never make him cry. (Proceed to #12)
I concur. (Delayed Game Over)
#13
Or say goodbye. (Proceed to #13)
Not that there's anything wrong with a good cry. (Delayed Game Over)
#14
I would never lie to him. (Proceed to #15)
In that case, I guess I would. (Delayed Game Over)
#15
Or hurt him. (Proceed to #16)
Yeah, well... (Delayed Game Over)
#16
Or hurt him. (Delayed Game Over)
Yeah, well... (Delayed Game Over)
#17
I've been completely honest the whole time. (Game Over)
Shrug. (Game Over)
A lunatic. (Proceed to #18)
#18
Wait, you paid for a night. (Proceed to #19)
All right. (Game Over)
#19
Yes, sir. (Date Successful, unlocks either CG#2 or CG#3 depending on prior choices)
NO, you address ME as sir. (Proceed to #21)
Whatevah. (Game Over)
Awww, do I have to? (Proceed to #20)
#20
I see. (Date Successful, unlocks either CG#2 or CG#3 depending on prior choices)
Oh hell no. (Game Over)
#21
I'm going to abuse... (Proceed to #22)
I'm going to inject... (Proceed to #22, Game Over after #23)
#22
I'm going to destroy that hole now. (Proceed to #23)
Looks like you need a hotdog... (Proceed to #23, Game Over after #23)
#23
That's right... (Date Successful, unlocks CG#1)
I need your hole perpendicular... (Game Over, unlocks CG#1)


Jesse & HughEdit

Mark initiates the date by choosing "Play with yourself"
#1
Get the vacuum. (Game Over)
Take a laxative and try to poop him out. (Game Over)
Call 911. (Proceed to #2)
#2
Shake you head no. (Game Over)
Nod your head yes. (Proceed to #3)
#3
Nod and agree to let Jesse be your patient advocate. (Proceed to #4, path to unlock CG#1)
Oh hell no. Shake your head no. (Proceed to #4, path to unlock CG#2)
#4
Nod, hell yes. (Date Successful, Unlocks CG#1 if picked the first option before and CG#2 if picked the second)
Shake your head, hell no. (Game Over)

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